Tuesday, February 20, 2007

*set on PORTRAIT*

Common photos you find among guys on online dating sites:
  • The Rugged Outdoorsman: on a bike, on top of a mountain, or in front of a canyon or waterfall, ready to lead you through the wilds of Tibet or Pennsylvania
  • Father Material: posing with some child or baby (hopefully a relative)
  • The Jack Hanna/Mr. Sensitive: snorgling a cat
  • Variations on a Theme, which must go something like this: "Brother Sammy, take some photos of me for the ladies," where Sammy's idea of "some" is moving slightly to the left after #6
  • The Reached-Out-With-a-Camera self-shot
  • Its saucy sibling, the Taken-in-a-Mirror-With-the-Camera-Clearly-Visible shot
  • The Clearly-From-10-Years-Ago shot, just so you know what he CAN look like
  • And the Platinum: the Cropped-Out-My-Ex-So-You-Can-See-Me-in-a-Suit deluxe grand slam.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Classic :)

Elly said...

hee hee hee

Anonymous said...

My personal fave: Its saucy sibling, the Taken-in-a-Mirror-With-the-Camera-Clearly-Visible shot

Anonymous said...

Deluxe grand slam platinum indeed! You are powerless against it. You know you are...

Anonymous said...

reading the list just made me so sad for some reason

Anonymous said...

Schindler's List?