Thursday, April 26, 2007

Pity the slinker

Evolution has been cruel to the poor earthworm and his moist brethren and sistren. They live in earthy underground worm caverns. They probably even have a Wegmans. Then it rains. They must escape their happy wormy homes else they'll perish. So they head out. Where bad things happen to them. Bad things! Not fair. Not fair at all!

Fie on thee, evolution! What did the worm ever do to you?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I shall not rest until every worm on the planet has SCUBA gear on hand and a hatch system that would make Captain Nemo proud.

Elly said...

True, true.

Damn. Now you brung me down. Poor worms.