Thursday, June 21, 2007

If I were a billionaire

I'd build nursing homes across the land that were actually fun and pleasant to live in, and reasonably priced for the inhabitants too. I'd pay the staff really really well and give them lots of vacation and paid leave so they wouldn't burn out.

And I'd attach them to the animal sanctuaries I'd also be building.

What do you think a good name for these places would be?

4 comments:

29 helens said...

Oy, tha'd haf ter be St. Mungos, were it up ter me.

Paul said...

Why, "Cat Monkey Pie Ninja Hobo Shady Acres Resting Post and Animal Fun Zone," of course.

Paul said...

Or "The Satellite of Love (and tapioca pudding and kitties and stuff)"

Anonymous said...

St. Softmeals Sanctuary and Suites