GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FUCKING HELL

So I ordered a Harry Potter shirt from Cafe Press, and it came and is too big, so I thought I'd order a smaller one now for later purposes.

What in the name of all that is holy WAS I THINKING?????????

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FUCKING HELL!!!!!!

Someone had DESIGNED and PUT UP a T-shirt that may very well GIVE AWAY THE GOD BLESSED ENDING

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I both wrote and called Scholastic and I hope they sue the HELL out of both Cafe Press and the "shop." Of course that comes secondary to the hope that what I saw was wrong.

Can you believe this? Can you believe this happened to ME??

"well, if it does turn out to be real... you can always read the fake one i have," sez Hawkman (there are fake ones circulating too).

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GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL

I won't be checking back here till after I'm done reading.

FUCK.