This is the very reason I got my wee camera

I was just at the urologist's office. While I was waiting in the exam room, I noticed a bright green bigger-than-index card on the counter. It had "vasectomy" written on it. Now, you can't just stick a bright green card with the emboldened word "vasectomy" on it in patients' easy line of sight and expect it to go unnoticed or unexamined. I tried to spy what it said without actually getting up (it is my instinct to behave while at the doctor, and keeping to myself is key to that), but the only other words I could make out were "plastic gloves" and -- I swear this looked like what it said -- "can opener."

Keep a camera with you at all times.