I did it. I joined Match again. And I'm getting a slew of messages to the effect of "THANK GOD SOMEONE CREATIVE!" Which is definitely something I saw a lack of previously (creativity), and DEFINITELY over at eHarmony. (I'm not even bothering with Nerve/Salon and will cancel that account. Everyone on it is in NYC.) Yes I will try to actually meet people. Some of you might need to help me by being on the other side of the room or something. As they say far too often in this town, "It IS Ithaca," so the chances of running into people you know is pretty high anyway.
Anyway, back to our story.
I say in my profile that I'm mostly vegetarian and -- well. There's the problem; I apparently DON'T say it! Crimony! So that's why two hunters have winked at me. Huh. See I was going to ask you what you thought I should say to hunters who contact me, if you think I should say anything at all. I thought it would only be fair so they don't think I think they're ugly volcano-faces or anything. WELL. NOW.
What should I say to THESE hunters? I don't have to say anything. I can click a "No thanks" thingy and let that be it. Anyway. Give me your 2 cents, there's a pal.
Signed, the Brotherhood of the Cree Word.
1 comment:
How about "Thank you for the wink. I really do appreciate you taking the time to read my profile. But being a vegetarian and animal lover, I think that your interest in hunting would make us a bit incompatible."
And if he seems like a chowderhead anyway, you could add "And best of luck hunting down the pelt-lovin' carnivore of your dreams here on Match!"
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