Oh, did you mean the emptiness inside my heart?

Today this woman I know marginally said to me:

"Look at YOU! [gesturing up and down me] You're a shadow of your former self! You've lost so much weight!"




I'm dying to know who she thought I was.

OK then.

Spoiler was wrong.

That's all I'll say for a while. Except that I don't know when I'm as happy as sitting outside on a beautiful day reading a new Harry Potter book.

GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FUCKING HELL

So I ordered a Harry Potter shirt from Cafe Press, and it came and is too big, so I thought I'd order a smaller one now for later purposes.

What in the name of all that is holy WAS I THINKING?????????

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FUCKING HELL!!!!!!

Someone had DESIGNED and PUT UP a T-shirt that may very well GIVE AWAY THE GOD BLESSED ENDING

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I both wrote and called Scholastic and I hope they sue the HELL out of both Cafe Press and the "shop." Of course that comes secondary to the hope that what I saw was wrong.

Can you believe this? Can you believe this happened to ME??

"well, if it does turn out to be real... you can always read the fake one i have," sez Hawkman (there are fake ones circulating too).

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GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL

I won't be checking back here till after I'm done reading.

FUCK.

My cats are awesome

Stellar sea cow

OW!

Trying to keep the watermelon in your mouth while you sneeze!

Somebody slap Jerry Bruckheimer

The first Pirates movie was SO good. So surprisingly, wonderfully good. It was good because of the snappy dialogue and the characters. Also the monkey.

The monkey may remain, and there are people bearing the same names as the original characters from movie 1, but the only thing snappy about At World's End was the sound of pieces of my heart breaking off as the film trod on everything that was good in the world. I still feel the stink of it on me a day later

I couldn't even tell you what happens in it. Betrayals and pirates from all over the world in ugly makeup and the destruction of a really cool character by applying a Honey I Blew Up the Kid factor.

My parents taught me never to hate anyone, but I come close with Bruckheimer. Just cos you can doesn't mean you should, you slimy overpaid peabrain.