Have you ever been so tired you feel like you've been sandwiched between two wet mattresses all day, covered in stretched-out gum, your innards drained of every iota of energy that ever might have existed inside you, like a Guinness factory after a visit by Colin Farrell?
And that's just from having a party last night. Imagine if I worked down at the docks.
2 comments:
yeah, i feel that way quite often.
i bet it was a great party!!
Once gum gets on there, the mattress is ruined. Oh wait. Nevermind.
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